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David Florian
Kool kat surviving small talk The Kool Kat: Okay, hello oh hi nice to meet you bro David Florian: yo yo can you guys hear me David Florian: i can't see you but you can hear you can you see me? David Florian: yeah wait i'm gonna take out my phone wait yeah i can see you The Kool Kat: okay cool nice nice David Florian: what up The Kool Kat: i'm good David Florian: im walking The Kool Kat: your walking? Oh, take your time take your time no rush are you gonna sit down so
Aug 2027 min read


THE GO TEAM
Kool kat surving Small Talk The Kool Kat: Oh, hi. So, welcome to the Kool Kats interview. Nice to have you on the interview, you know. It's been a long time coming. Ian Parton: Yeah. Where are you from? The Kool Kat: Nigeria. Originally, I moved to the UK three years ago. Ian Parton: Oh, there you go. Our singer Ninja is, her folks are from Nigeria. The Kool Kat: Oh, wow. I mean, small world, you know. By the way, you look very great. Just saying. You look very good. Ian Part
Aug 2023 min read


Shawty Pimp
Kool kat surving Small Talk The Kool Kat: Hey, hello. Shawty pimp: Yo, hello. The Kool Kat: Hey. Shawty pimp: Yo, what's happening, man? The Kool Kat: I'm good. Nice to finally meet you, man. Shawty pimp: Yeah. One second, man. One second. The Kool Kat: Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. one eternity later Shawty pimp: Yo, I'm here, man Sorry about that, bruh. The Kool Kat: No, it's fine. Take your time. No rush. By the way, Shawty pimp: how you doing? The Kool
Aug 2027 min read


Wilfred
Kool Kat Surviving Small Talk The Kool Kat: So the first question I want to ask you would be Question 1 What's your most unexpected party trick Wilfred: my unexpected party trick ? The Kool Kat: yeah Wilfred: shi i dont know The Kool Kat: Take your time… cookin up beats? Wilfred: something to pull out of the party man i feel like i mean i'm only 24 but i feel like if i'm like i go to the party and i'm like hey i can do this you know what i mean i feel like people would be lik
Jul 225 min read


Abstract Mindstate
Kool Kat Surviving Small Talk The kool Kat: Hello? Oh, yikes, one second. Okay, I can't hear you, but hii Olskool Ice-Gre: What's going on? The kool Kat: I'm good, I'm good, thank you. Nice to meet you again. And about time to have you on the interview! The kool Kat: One second, sorry I can't see- Olskool Ice-Gre: There we are. The kool Kat: Nice, okay, cool, cool, cool. Olskool Ice-Gre: Yeah, there we are, there we are. What's popping? The kool Kat: I'm good! & you’re lookin
Jul 226 min read


Robert Lester Folsom
Kool Kat Surviving Small Talk The kool kat: Hello!! Robert Lester Folsom: Hello. Hey there, how are you doing? The kool kat: I'm good, thank you. Nice to meet you. Robert Lester Folsom: Nice to meet you. The kool kat: So my co-host and my other assistant are going to come on the call in the next two to three minutes. Robert Lester Folsom: okay The kool kat: So I'm waiting on them. I hope you're good, though. Robert Lester Folsom: Yeah, yeah, this is great. The kool kat: Yeah.
Jul 221 min read


Phantlism
Kool Kat Surviving Small Talk The Kool Kat: I'm based in London oh, its recoring now. Yeah, I'm based in London, But I'm currently in Nigeria for a summer vacation. I'm seeing my family and everything Phantlism:That's so awesome that's great. The Kool Kat: thank you! But I'm doing my final year of uni in London. Then I want to move to America or like Spain for work, but let's see how it goes. Phantlism: yeah The Kool Kat: I'm waiting on my host to join the call. Then we do th
Jul 218 min read


Saba Lou
Kool Kat Surviving Small Talk The Kool Kat: I try Saba Lou: How come you speak some German? The Kool Kat: I've been learning German on the down low for like two years on Duolingo but it hasn't progressed much so I'm trying my best. Saba Lou: Yeah Duolingo can help you to a certain degree but unless you're really speaking with people you can't really get it. It's mostly AI but I want to change something else but we'll see how it goes. Yeah. They have some weird sentences on th
Jul 219 min read


Selma
Kool Kat Surviving Small Talk The Kool Kat: Yellow, I'm back. I'm here with Selma, the GOAT, the one and only, the fucking mastermind behind the craft, Selma! Selma: Hello The Kool Kat: So, it's been a long time actually. a very long time. Selma:Yeah, Its been like half a year? The Kool Kat: yeah id say that like seven, six months Yeah, actually, that's a long time So, the first question I have for you is (y’all can never catch me saying 67, oh…… DOH!) Question 1 whenever
Jul 118 min read
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